pokemon meme

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Rules:

Go to Pokemon Randomizer:  Generator

1 - Switch to All Regions

2 - Switch to 1 

3 - Only one Pokemon per question

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1) This Pokemon is your best friend.

Machamp


well, who wants to mess with me now? I got a bad ass friend who can whoop your butt. My friend is the champ and he knows how to pound you!

2) This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion.

Ferroseed
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well, okay? but ir's name reminds me of Ferroche Rocher, so nom

3) This Pokemon is your partner in a science project.

Chingling

we don't even have to touch stuff. we just use brain powers and psychic power?

4) This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you.

Lugia

i'm fucked.

5) This Pokemon is your Ex.

Sawk

no wonder, it looks ugly. I wish it knew kong fu fighting instead. 

6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend.

Froslass

more like my girlfriend. xD


7) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment.

Beautifly

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK. protect my liquid I most!

8) This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake.
Aerodactyl
but, my cheesecake )':
was my puns to cheesy for you?
9) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Klang

uhm, okay. The wheels in my head can't follow

10) This Pokemon punched your mom.
Vaporeon

why would you do that?

11) This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes.
Nincada

I'm so sorry little fella, but my boots are to tall for you. here, have my old worn sandals instead. just don't ninja them away


12) This Pokemon died by your hands.
Staraptor

but, you were the star in my life )':


13) This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life.
Braviary

a badass bird is on my side too. fuck yeah

14) This Pokemon is your loving pet.
Floatzel

this one reminds me of my brother

15) This Pokemon is your Dentist.
Ferrothorn

so my boss bro is my dentist?
16) This Pokemon is what you dream about every day.
Wurmple

I love Wurmple <3
it's so cute

17) This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Keldeo

woah, a colt in mah basement. that doesn't happen everyday